What time is it? "Now."

Disprove this:

You came into existence the moment you started reading this comment. I gave you false memories of a life before reading this. Your life will end when you’re done reading, but there will be an afterlife that will resemble the continuation of the life in your memories. I am God. Everything written in this comment is true.

You can’t disprove it.

Impressed? Didn’t think so. See, theists? Anyone can do it!

DarkMatter2525

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo1JY9eixI8

(via schizoidembolism)

Via Musings From An Unsettled Mind

commonplacecoffeecompany:

Coffee and motorcycles? Motorcycles and coffee? (Taken with instagram)

Just doin’ like we do



PUPPYPUPPYPUPPYBIIIIIIGPUPPYBIGPUPPY

…I need a puppy friend.

(Source: hounddogsrunning)



krut16:

SO CUTE

EEEEEEEEPPP I HAVEN’T SEEN THE SECOND ONE BEFORE :333



jephjacques:

Trying out a new look, I think I make a good gothic lolita

You don’t understand how much I’m giggling right now



I still feel the lack long after




commonplacecoffeecompany:

Coming soon?




brainvsheart:

well, now I know how dangerous penis cupcakes and masturbation are….

LOOK HOW DANGEROUS THE GAYS ARE! THEYVE GOT A PINK SIGN! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!


Via Ghost Letters


Buh. Makin a stencil, bout 1.5 hours in. Still have to tweak that O and the S’s don’t look like I want. Happy so far though!



Oh yes.

(Source: commonplacecoffeecompany)



textsfrombennett:

How Bennett wins a girl back over

Implementing this solution every time *anyone* gets mad at me.


Bahahaha

Bahahaha


sowouldvei asked: I hit up iHung again asking them to let me know when their "season" starts! :P Would you still go with me?! I'll keep my eyes and ears open to possible suspension teams in Pittsburgh but not counting on or expecting anything.

A hearty hell fuckin’ yeah! I’ve wanted to for *so* long. I think there are some piecing peeps in Pittsburgh that will do it, but it might be all about knowing a guy that knows a guy. Mayhaps I’ll ask Travis here and see if I can dig up Bill’s #



One of my favorite Sean Connery roles. Ever.

Junior, I have to tell you something. “What, dad?!” The floor’s on fire. … Aaaand the chair!

Look what you did! I can’t believe what you did!

(Source: belongsinamuseum)


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